MacMouth quietly listens on your mic and tallies every swear word. Keep it clean… or watch the number climb.
Go on, tap it. In the real app your microphone does the listening — this is just a taste.
£4.99 — one-time — lifetime licence — works on Apple Silicon
Install MacMouth and grant microphone access. It tucks itself neatly into your menu bar.
Carry on with calls, meetings and gaming. MacMouth listens on-device — nothing leaves your Mac.
Every swear ticks the counter in your menu bar, with a little swear jar that fills up as you go.
The more you curse, the fuller the jar gets. Here's the slippery slope.
Butter wouldn't melt. Your gran would be proud.
One or two slipped out. We'll let it slide… for now.
Okay, the swear jar is starting to rattle.
Every other word now. Your Mac is shook.
That's it — the jar's overflowing. Time to pay up.
Your running tally sits right in the menu bar, ticking up in real time.
Speech recognition runs entirely on your Mac. No recordings, no cloud, no audio leaves.
A little swear jar fills and reddens from empty to overflowing the more you curse.
"Language." The occasional dry telling-off, voiced out loud.
Resets each day, but quietly remembers your all-time grand total.
Compete with friends or your whole team to keep the swearing down.
Set an amount and let every swear drop real money into a pot.
£4.99 once. Yours for life. No subscription nonsense.
Invite your mates or your whole office and see who's got the cleanest mouth this week. Loser buys the coffees.
Sample board — the real thing lands in a future update.
£4.99 one-time. Compatible with Apple Silicon Macs running macOS Ventura or later.